Funniest moment: I spy a huge sack of clothing just sitting there unattended…I figure it was a bag of discards so I wait about 10 minutes just to see if anyone was coming back for it…no one comes so I start rooting through the “discards”…I get 3/4 way through the bag and this woman comes up, freaking out “What are you doing???”.

Lady, the first rule of sales is you don’t leave your sh*t unattended! My friends and I have gone to sales where people try to root through our stuff even where we’re standing right infront of it, so if you leave your stuff for a good 15-20 minutes, don’t expect it to be there when you get back!