That we have to live with this monstrosity. This has to be the worst knockoff I’ve ever seen.

Would Nicolas Ghesquière Approve? via Frillr

Then I wouldn’t feel the need to wear a Winkee to cover up.

I find this item quite bizarre but there are people out there that love these things.

This was posted on April 1 so I’m hoping it’s a joke.

image: theWinkee.com

They are going after the kids now, lord help us.

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image: Scooped Like Ice Cream::Window Licking Good!

Miu Miu Ready to Wear - Fall Winter 2008 - 2009

I was in denial about the 90s revival, but this hideous collection from Miu Miu and Chloe Sevigny By Opening Ceremony have sealed the deal. Not so hideous in parts was Isabel Marant, it did go way into the 90s with cowboy chic. Not my favourite look, but there is a couple pieces that are nice. The footwear, horrible. Boo Urns.

image: thefashionspot.com

This is the sweetie wedge buy my favourite brand, Coach.

This aptly named shoe, a marriage of the sneaker, the ballet slipper and the wedge, comes in two beloved Coach fabrics. They’re a great way to add height to your favorite outfits.

This is the result of that unholy union. Ballet slippers and sneakers, with a dash of wedge, what!!!

images: coach.com

I don’t like gold that much, I’m a silver person. I find it a bit tacky. Luxist has now shown me the ultimate tacky shoe.

The design is simple and I have to wonder how sturdy they are. Gold isn’t a strong material. Up to 680 grams of pure gold was used for the shoes.

via Luxist

images: http://fisherwy.blogspot.com

It’s called the C-String.

Ugh. I love my thongs, but I don’t know if I could get into this.

Watch this video. A model wears one and you can tell it’s not comfortable and she keeps adjusting it.

They are toting the C-String as a great thing to wear at the beach. Sigh, cellulite, stretch marks and C-Strings; what wonderful beach viewing.

Readers, would you wear this as underwear? How about a swimsuit bottom?

If I got a sample (hint, hint) I would review it and let you know how it goes. I wouldn’t wear it as swimwear but it looks promising if the back butt thing doesn’t stick out.

via Buzzfeed

This image is from Vogue Paris March 2007 featuring a model that I like, Freja Beha. This ode to the 1990s is truly awful. The pants are my biggest problem with this outfit, some things should stay dead. Balmain figured Spring 2007 needed true hammer pants. So very wrong.

image: foto_decadent

Remember what I said about this look

Love this, perfect.

I take back what I said about the stylist intervention. It happened here and it’s still all wrong.

WRONG, Sienna, so very wrong.

UPDATE: Hi BuzzFeed Readers, thanks for coming by. Please comment on the comparison if you feel like

The Bag Snob lists the Worst Bags of 2006. I hate end of year lists but this one is funny as hell. The Bag Snob is often right on the money with her handbag analysis.

Renaud Pellegrino Fox Fur Bag

Repeat after me

FUR IS UGLY

FUR IS UGLY

FUR IS UGLY

This bag still looks like the animal that died for it. Hideous and horrid

image: vivre.com

via luxist.com

I think I’m like one of the only people who think the ScarJo Louis Vuitton ads suck. I guess she’s there so that people don’t realize that the bags are fug.

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Also, what kind of fashion victim buys those crazy Balenciaga shoes, one of the rich hobos that’s who. They were great for the runway show, but some things should be left there.